6:26 a.m. A woman called from Middle Road to report that someone’s loose horses were in her garden.
8:25 a.m. A mailbox on Steel Bridge Road was targeted for destruction at some point during the night.
10:54 a.m. Stray cows were spotted near Highway 2 East.
11:48 a.m. The chicken community of Bowdish Road has lived under the continual oppression of one stray dog. The dog owner was given a citation.
12:13 p.m. A man on Kings Way discovered two lawn mowers on his property.
2:28 p.m. A resident on Pine Cone Lane complained that the neighbor has twenty dogs and all of them were barking.
3:35 p.m. A man called in claiming that his employer’s vehicle is missing. He reported that his boss has a large family and no one can remember who, if anyone, took it. Either way, it’s gone.
6:09 p.m. A woman on Fourth Avenue East found a box of cats in her garage. They were taken to the animal shelter.
6:21 p.m. A man called from Smith Lake Road complaining that the neighbor kids were throwing rocks and yelling at him when he drove by their house.
6:55 p.m. An employee of a local business reported that an intoxicated man just got out of his pickup and stumbled into the store. The male was described as smelly, bearded, and wore a satchel that contained one chihuahua.
9:01 p.m. A resident on Harmony Road complained that the neighbor’s cats scratch his vehicles and urinate on his trailer.