6:18 a.m. Someone confessed to nearly running down a man skateboarding down Highway 35 in Kalispell.
9:04 a.m. Two dogs successfully escaped from their home in Marion.
9:07 a.m. Three stray goats have been spending an excessive amount of time loitering on the back decks and front yards of homes on Ridgeway Court in Columbia Falls.
9:38 a.m. In some undescribed way, a theft occurred over Facebook.
11:27 a.m. A woman on Rusty Trail called in to discuss the unwelcome activities of her drunken roommate.
1:42 p.m. A Holt Stage resident called in to report numerous injustices, including thefts and trespasses.
2:58 p.m. A man on Cynthia Drive complained that the neighbor’s dog habitually hops the fence and eats his garbage.
4:14 p.m. An injured goose was attacked by unrelenting birds on Mennonite Church Road.