7:31 a.m. Someone called from Highway 2 to report that someone in a large vehicle was driving 80 mph in a 60 mph zone.
9:27 a.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that the woman who stalks her recently broke in and “peed on her bed.” Additionally, this same woman turned the water supply off to her washing machine and may or may not have poisoned her drinks.
10:20 a.m. A property owner who carries a handgun on his hip reported that a non-drunken, shotgun toting evictee knocked over and damaged his generator.
11:14 a.m. A woman called from the safety of her apartment on Highway 35 in Kalispell to report that the agitated neighbor man was outside yelling, accusing her of cat theft.
11:40 a.m. An annoyed Lakeside woman complained that the neighbor’s dog was on her property again.
11:48 a.m. A local man called in after finding a pile of bones buried in a hole near his home on Highway 35 in Kalispell. A deputy determined that the bones belonged to a dead deer.
1:54 p.m. A woman on Harmony Road reported that her house smells bad. She suspects the smell is related to her neighbor’s pig.
3:08 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called 911 six times with a variety of questions regarding a hypothetical attack.
4:22 p.m. Someone reported that kids were lighting off fireworks on Leisure Drive, and that is not allowed.
8:12 p.m. A man on Smith Lake Road found his stolen deer head in the back of another man’s truck.
8:41 p.m. An employee of a local casino reported that someone threw a firework in their dumpster and started a fire. The fire was put out without incident.
11:16 p.m. A lonely husky wearing a red life preserver was spotted in West Glacier.