8:00 a.m. A Kelley Road resident reported that a trampoline flew into his yard and smashed his truck.
10:38 a.m. Someone called in to discuss illegal aliens and underage drinking.
10:46 a.m. A West Glacier woman reported that two known chicken killers were outside chasing her cats.
12:56 p.m. A somewhat infamous white Chihuahua, known to be a regular “outlaw” by locals and law enforcement, was loose and doing bad dog things in Somers. Apparently, this is a daily event.
1:31 p.m. An Airport Road resident reported that someone’s weird looking chicken was in her yard.
7:59 p.m. An annoyed Lakeside resident complained that someone on a yellow motorcycle popped a wheelie in front of her driveway.