8:17 a.m. Reportedly, someone driving down Helena Flats Road saw a dog fighting a deer in the middle of the road.
9:22 a.m. A Coram resident complained about the neighbor woman’s free-range ankle biters.
9:40 a.m. Apparently, there are way too many Chihuahuas living at one residence on Highway 2 East.
11:31 a.m. A go-cart has gone missing from its home on Conrad Drive.
11:49 a.m. A Marion resident trapped a “peculiar” bat under a bucket.
2:53 p.m. A resident on Addison Square complained that the neighbor’s new wind chimes are scaring away the birds.
4:19 p.m. A Solberg Drive resident found a purse under one of his bushes.
7:42 p.m. A white Chihuahua was spotted prancing down School Addition Road in Somers.
10:01 p.m. A Columbia Falls resident called in to report the activities of his weird neighbors.