8:06 a.m. Mail from numerous residents was found scattered about Sirucek Lane.
12:10 p.m. Almost all parties involved are in agreement that one particular dog on Lake Blaine Drive barks too much.
12:14 p.m. A chaise lounge and an ottoman were reported stolen from a land called Sofa Town.
2:05 p.m. A woman on Caroline Road reported that the ominous presence of a large, stray pit bull had significantly reduced her grandchildren’s outdoor playtime.
2:24 p.m. A loose dog was spotted near the Pizza Hut on Woodland Drive.
4:05 p.m. A 10-year-old boy was spotted hitchhiking, or at least it looked like he was hitchhiking, on Halfmoon Flats Road in Columbia Falls. A deputy found the boy at home, standing in his driveway.
5:08 p.m. That dog on Lake Blaine Drive was still barking.
6:41 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that a man in black jumpsuit was standing outside, watching her through her window.
7:42 p.m. A woman on Shady Lane reported that her drunken roommate threatened to burn down their trailer.