8:41 a.m. A cat with diabolical tendencies lives on North Somers Road.
10:16 a.m. Someone complained about the rotting deer carcass lying in a Klondyke Loop resident’s front lawn.
11:04 a.m. Someone knows a woman who was offered a $50 gift card by some creepy people.
12:56 p.m. A pack of stray children in Lakeside attempted, but failed, to set a mattress on fire.
3:05 p.m. An Evergreen man reported that a known thief just drove by his house.
10:34 p.m. The manager of an Evergreen gas station has incriminating footage of two subjects stealing lighters.