Put Down the Doughnuts

7:59 a.m. A Kalispell woman called police to report that this town has gone to “doodoo.”

8:01 a.m. A Kalispell resident called police demanding that they “put down the doughnuts” and get to work.

9:14 a.m. A Columbia Falls man called police because someone had stolen a baseball card signed by the entire 1920 New York Yankees.

3:04 p.m. A woman called police because she had her dentures worked on by a local business but now they didn’t fit.

7:21 p.m. Three dogs were ganging up on another dog in Columbia Falls.

8:40 p.m. Two sisters were fighting over a laptop, a tablet and a gun.