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Posts By: Andy Viano

‘Extremely High Homeless Guy’

4:07 a.m. A dog barks every day at midnight. 6:44 a.m. A bag with different pieces of mail inside was found. 7:13 a.m. Two dogs jumped a fence to chase some other dogs. 10:44 a.m. A concerned citizen called to report “an extremely high homeless guy.” 1:08 p.m. A woman was standing in the middle […]

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I’ve Made a Huge Mistake

2:25 a.m. A baby was born en route to the hospital. 8:08 a.m. A man found two bags of feminine products on his porch. 8:35 a.m. A man was pulling wires from a light pole. 8:43 a.m. A goat escaped. 10:30 a.m. A man was “highly dissatisfied” with law enforcement’s response to a barking dog […]

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Podcast: Now Hiring

Pat Barkey, director of the Bureau of Business and Economic Research at the University of Montana, shares his insight on the Flathead Valley's labor shortage

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Metaphors

1:11 a.m. Dumpster fire. 7:41 a.m. A man wanted to talk to law enforcement about things, including dumpsters, being set on fire. 7:44 a.m. A Coram man found a dog lying on his steps. 8:44 a.m. A man was drinking Jagermeister and smoking weed where kids could see him. 9:05 a.m. A cat was up […]

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It’s Beer O’Clock Everywhere

12:57 a.m. The man suspiciously pacing outside for the last 30 minutes was on the phone and didn’t want to wake his wife. 8:13 a.m. A man posted “vulgar signs” imploring traffic to slow down. 9:42 a.m. Two dogs materialized in a Somers yard. 11:04 a.m. A woman had questions about buying her son a […]

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