Several gophers met their untimely end on Fichters Way in Kila.
There were no loose dogs on Fox Den Trail or Fox Den Loop.
A local woman reported that her friend is hiding her flatbed trailer from her.
Someone on Tall Pine Ridge reported that someone purchased a car with the blank check they stole from his mailbox.
A woman reported that someone stole all the things she had plugged into the wall at the local airport.
There was an incident involving dead gophers and feuding neighbors on Rhodes Draw.
An employee of a Kalispell business reported that a man who earlier locked himself in a bathroom stall was now snoring.
Currently, seven dogs on Ridgewood Drive are breaking the rules set by the home owner’s association and, according to the caller, who is retired and has “nothing but time”, need to be dealt with.
Someone called from Highway 93 South in Whitefish to report that a “buttt naked” man with a bushy mustache was standing on the side of the road staring up at the trees.
Three runaway horses traveled form the elementary school in Hungry Horse to the Dam Town Tavern.
A local woman who admitted to being heavily intoxicated called in to complain that her roommate was acting up.
Drunken brothers argued about nothing in particular.
A Somers resident found three deer heads facing the direction of his house. He believes this is his neighbor’s doing.
Two shaggy, brown dogs were spotted on Village Loop.
A resident on Grandview Drive is missing two trash cans full of extension cords.