An Evergreen resident complained about a truck heading north with pictures of naked ladies all over the side and the words “Frump Truck” on the back
A homeowner on Creston Road was harassing a local birdwatcher. The birdwatcher called the cops to confirm that it was OK for him to enjoy his hobby from a public roadway.
A local principal called police because she has concerns that an upcoming school election will be rigged.
A Lakeside woman called police because her drunk landlord was pounding on the door.
A good Samaritan helped pull a man’s truck out of the ditch. Initially he felt good about his deed, but the more he thought about, he realized it was probably a bad idea since the man had clearly been drunk and was driving in the wrong lane of the road.
A gassy smell was reported in Columbia Falls.
A local car rental business called to report that a customer failed to return their rental four days ago. They think customer stole the vehicle.
A Bigfork woman called police because her husband and his buddies were in the garage using power tools and being “obnoxiously loud.”
Two men were standing outside on Shady Lane smoking cigarettes. Someone driving by called police because it seemed like a shady thing to do at that time of night.
An Evergreen man reported that his ex-girlfriend had moved out of his house and that she was going to pick up the rest of her stuff the following day. The man said he didn’t want her in the house again and asked if it was cool if he just left her stuff in the front yard.
A nearly dead deer was “flopping around” Willow Glen Drive.
A 4-year-old from Lakeside called up 911 and chatted up the dispatcher for a few minutes. The “talkative” toddler said that his mom recently pulled a baby out of her belly and that his dad was planning on showing him an excavator soon. He also said that his dad was about to “puke.” After a few minutes, the young lad put his dad on the line. The father said everything was fine.
A dog named Reese’s Pieces bit a kid in the face.
An intoxicated man called asking for President Donald Trump’s number.
Someone looking for an early-morning drink tried to break into a Kalispell bar utilizing a credit card.