Posts By: Micah Drew

Inspired by “Up”

9:24 a.m. Railroad crossing arms were down but there was no train in sight.   10:40 a.m. A woman called the police to report the police were harassing her.   1:51 p.m. A mountain biker butt dialed 911.   6:04 p.m. Whining dogs were continuously stepping on a phone.   6:48 p.m. A thief stole […]

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Time to Invest in a Fan

2:57 a.m. A man dragging a mattress was shouting about getting a free mattress.   10:13 a.m. Significant graffiti at a camp turned out to be chalk art.   12:15 p.m. A fat orange corgi was spotted next to the highway.   2:41 p.m. A dog killed two chickens and a duck.   4:47 p.m. […]

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Red, Ripe and Ready

It’s the time of year for pitting and spitting, with ideal weather conditions producing a high-quality cherry crop this summer

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Someone Hates the New Taylor Swift Album

3:42 a.m. A caller wondered why the neighbor was adjusting her sprinklers.   8:03 a.m. A purple kayak was suspiciously still next to the water.   10:46 a.m. A wild goose chasing an adult and two kids was not deterred by thrown rocks.   11:22 a.m. Someone walked into a radio station and maced the […]

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He Was Just Hanging in There

7:48 a.m. Boulders on the edge of a caller’s property had moved. It wasn’t the first time.   2:45 p.m. A phone was found with screen shots about Antifa on it.   3:39 p.m. A bat fell out of a man’s pocket while he was picking up rocks.   4:17 p.m. A man requested someone […]

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The Cat’s Out of the Trap

12:10 a.m. A dog wearing a reflective harness was out for a run.   1:30 a.m. A child hit their grandparent with a flyswatter.   3:37 a.m. A newspaper delivery person was concerned about a three-and-a-haf legged deer. He was advised to let nature take its course, as the deer was able to walk.   7:41 […]

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