8:17 a.m. A woman’s Apple watch accidentally dialed 911.

8:55 a.m. A woman called dispatch to ask some questions but hung up when she got unsatisfactory answers.

9:31 a.m. A mom wanted a police officer to speak to her four-year-old about his angry behavior.

10:18 a.m. Some tourists in Glacier were driving so slowly they kept blocking traffic.

11:04 a.m. A woman wanted to know why it was legal for two men to walk around a grocery store parking lot carrying automatic weapons.

12:05 p.m. Two dogs kept playing frogger with traffic.

2:35 p.m. Two brothers got in a fight and one got a bloody nose.

4:30 p.m. A woman was concerned that she kept seeing elementary age girls at a nearby park during school hours.

4:56 p.m. Someone wanted to report “tweaker activity” occurring near a church.

5:52 p.m. Two drunk roommates got into a fight.

8:16 p.m. A woman flopping around on her back like a turtle was doing alright.

11:21 p.m. A group of pickup drivers were loitering at a gas station seeing who could rev their engine the loudest.

Friday 9/6

12:16 a.m. A gentleman was walking around downtown Kalispell with a compound bow.

2:43 a.m. An intoxicated woman drove her car very slowly into a cart corral in a grocery store parking lot.

6:42 a.m. Siri accidentally dialed 911.

9:16 a.m. Someone thought it was suspicious that there was a six-foot phone charging cord plugged in outside their gym each morning.

11:18 p.m. Someone checked out of their hotel but forgot their marijuana in their room.

12:05 p.m. While doing some kind of drugs, a tenant caused a water leak that seeped into the apartment below them.

12:41 p.m. A man accidentally discharged a can of bear spray in a parking lot.

1:50 p.m. A shirtless man with a “nice tan” was loitering in front of a business.

2:02 p.m. After being caught in an affair, a man slashed the boat trailer tires of his girlfriend’s husband.

7:22 p.m. A Bigfork resident reported a man shooting a firearm in the wetlands and was concerned they were hunting in an inappropriate area.

8:06 p.m. Some youths on motorcycles were tearing street signs out of the ground.

8:08 p.m. Two drivers were spinning brodies in a church parking lot.

10:22 p.m. A man reported being attacked twice by “two drunk punks,” one who threw an ice cold glass of water into his truck and another who threw a bag of apples at his truck.

11:27 p.m. Someone made a little campfire in the middle of a Forest Service Road.

Sunday 9/8

1:47 a.m. Some youths were reportedly ding dong ditching all over Kalispell.

7:21 a.m. A woman kept driving by her ex’s house and throwing rocks at it.

8:18 a.m. A visitor to Glacier National Park refused to leave the entrance station until they spoke to a supervisor about the reservation system.

11:08 a.m. Several people were trying to camp out at the sports complex in Kalispell.

2:34 p.m. There was a dumpster fire.

9:48 p.m. A woman who just got out of open heart surgery wanted to tell officers that the hospital was “very dirty and weird looking.”

Wednesday 9/4

7:40 a.m. A woman hit a mountain lion with her rental car.

8:57 a.m. A man was throwing rocks at passing cyclists.

11:31 a.m. A pitbull and a lab ran off together.

12:06 p.m. A Kalispell resident suspected they were the victim of identity theft after receiving a call from the Federal Trade Commission.

1:45 p.m. A feral cat wouldn’t come out from underneath a pickup truck.

4:21 p.m. Someone reported one of their chickens was missing and suspected the neighbor’s dog was the culprit.

5:51 p.m. A pack of six pitbulls killed the neighbor’s dog.