Best Father’s Day Gift Ever

By Beacon Staff

Searching for the perfect Father’s Day Gift? Then look no further. This is it. You could spend every waking moment of the rest of your life scouring the remote corners of the globe and you will never find a better Father’s Day gift than this. Seriously, don’t bother with anything else. Whatever you may be planning to give Dad, just throw it in the trash. Go to the bank; take out a loan if necessary, and start bidding on this.

For a limited time only, you can now purchase one of three genuine, multi-colored, authentic sweaters worn by Bill Cosby in his legendary role as Heathcliff Huxtable on The Cosby Show!, currently available on eBay for a starting bid of $5,000. Total bargain.

The proceeds go to the Ennis William Cosby Foundation, a charitable organization founded in memory of Cosby’s son, who was murdered in 1997.

Just imagine the look on dad’s face when he opens his gift and sees one of these knit beauties. Now, you may be thinking, “That’s more than I was planning to spend on my Father’s Day gift by about $4,995.” But consider what you are buying here. These sweaters represent the pinnacle of late 1980s to mid-1990s Dadwear, a veritable time capsule of fashion for middle-aged men of a certain era.

And by giving such a gift to your father, you are essentially putting him where he belongs, in the pantheon of great American patriarchs, from Prescott Bush to Harry “Rabbit” Angstrom to Billy Ray Cyrus. You can’t put a price on that.