A man who was kicked off the train for not wearing a mask while ordering a glass of wine wanted to know what his options were.

A group of drone pilots were accused of using the aircraft to manipulate minds and worship the devil, as they have been doing for the last few days.

A man wanted his mother removed.

A customer who had been yelling at employees came back and threw food at them.

A woman reported “drunk individuals” were setting off fireworks.

A neighbor saw “artillery style shells going off.”

A woman who started feeding a stray cat was dismayed that it was now “pooping” in her home.

The occupants of a truck with a dead deer’s head in the windshield — one who was wearing a ski mask and the other with a radio clipped to his shirt — got very defensive when confronted.

A concerned mother was satisfied her son was not having an emergency but still wanted law enforcement to tell him she would like a phone call.

A man who “thinks he hates Christmas” flipped off Santa.

“The emergency is a girl with an explosive a—.“

The person reporting a break-in at their storage unit couldn’t wait any longer for the cops to show up because they had to get the fox in the back of their vehicle to the taxidermist.

A man’s “rear end was hanging out.”

A woman called 911 because “he is just being an a—hole.”

Two large dogs in a chicken coop were eating chicken.