A man who was kicked off the train for not wearing a mask while ordering a glass of wine wanted to know what his options were.
A group of drone pilots were accused of using the aircraft to manipulate minds and worship the devil, as they have been doing for the last few days.
A man wanted his mother removed.
A customer who had been yelling at employees came back and threw food at them.
A woman reported “drunk individuals” were setting off fireworks.
A neighbor saw “artillery style shells going off.”
A woman who started feeding a stray cat was dismayed that it was now “pooping” in her home.
The occupants of a truck with a dead deer’s head in the windshield — one who was wearing a ski mask and the other with a radio clipped to his shirt — got very defensive when confronted.
A concerned mother was satisfied her son was not having an emergency but still wanted law enforcement to tell him she would like a phone call.
A man who “thinks he hates Christmas” flipped off Santa.
“The emergency is a girl with an explosive a—.“
The person reporting a break-in at their storage unit couldn’t wait any longer for the cops to show up because they had to get the fox in the back of their vehicle to the taxidermist.
A man’s “rear end was hanging out.”
A woman called 911 because “he is just being an a—hole.”
Two large dogs in a chicken coop were eating chicken.