12:30 a.m. A woman believed her neighbors were telling their kids to noisily play basketball in the middle of the night in an effort to annoy her.

5:44 a.m. A concerned caller said law enforcement needed to conduct an immediate search of a Kalispell hotel because drugs were being sold there. When informed officers can’t just search the hotel based on her assertion, she became angry and hung up.

6:30 a.m. Another call came in to report drug sales at a Kalispell hotel. This time, the woman said that if law enforcement “didn’t so something about it” she was going to alert the media.

9:18 a.m. A man wearing a blue bandana, blue shirt and no pants was showing employees at the animal shelter his nipple ring.

10:32 a.m. A woman’s husband took her keys and won’t give them back.

10:57 a.m. A storage unit was rummaged through.

11:07 a.m. Someone had questions about getting their 23-year-old daughter out of the house.

7:53 p.m. An abandoned campsite was starting to smell.

9:19 p.m. Two dogs known to be aggressive toward deer were on the loose.

9:57 p.m. The new neighbors were doing drugs.

1:52 a.m. A man at a drive thru pulled an assault rifle from the back of his truck.

2:56 a.m. A car was honking every few minutes.

11:34 a.m. A saddled horse was spotted sans rider.

3:11 p.m. Some houseguests stole two rugs.

3:26 p.m. A Libby family was yelling.

5:38 p.m. Dogs were running around.

6:06 p.m. A woman attempting to return stolen merchandise was unhappy with store employees.

7:01 p.m. Three or four kids in an old gray truck were “looking for trouble.”

8:26 p.m. Someone was whistling after calling 911, presumably on accident.

8:59 p.m. A concerned citizen found a bone in the river and wanted to make sure it was not human. Investigators determined it was a dog toy.

11:50 p.m. Lots of people were yelling at a bar.

11:57 p.m. A man with a wig on asked a stranger for LSD.

12:17 p.m. Several dumpster divers were staking out dumpsters.

2:16 p.m. A man was caught on video attempting to saw down a tree.

2:33 p.m. A woman got out of her car at a stop sign to scream at another driver.

3:02 p.m. A diner at a Libby fast-food restaurant spit on tables after employees asked her to put on a mask.

3:36 p.m. A man was threatening to “ram” a parked trailer. Law enforcement advised against it.

4:02 p.m. A BMX bike was stolen.

4:37 p.m. A Kalispell hotel guest asked police for a shaman because her blood was boiling and she could not trust American or Canadian law enforcement. A clue later surfaced when a hotel employee reported the woman was “higher than a kite.”

5:10 p.m. An ex-employee was peering in the windows at their former place of work.

5:13 p.m. Two men were fighting.

6:02 p.m. A woman who asked law enforcement to drive her to Big Mountain was disappointed when they dropped her at a gas station instead.

6:43 p.m. Disgruntled tenants decided to add some holes to the walls while moving out.

8:16 p.m. A woman was attempting to get money from an ATM when a cleaner walked out of the bank, disabling the machine. The woman believed this was done intentionally.

9:29 p.m. A woman was yelling “disgusting freaks” to no one in particular.

9:49 p.m. Lots of obscenities were heard on Kalispell’s west side.

11:45 p.m. Two young men and a young woman took off running when they saw Montana Highway Patrol drive by. The trooper thought this was suspicious.

10:44 p.m. A hot air balloon doing a “stunt” almost hit a house.

9:32 p.m. An unconscious man was reported lying in a yard. Once awoken, he told officers he was napping in his yard because his house was too hot.

11:22 a.m. Someone walked into a radio station and maced the DJ.

3:39 p.m. A bat fell out of a man’s pocket while he was picking up rocks.

2:46 p.m. A woman reported a neighbor was attempting to trap her cats. The neighbor called to report he was being recorded setting out cat traps.

Flathead Beacon editor called to say the “suspicious” photographer was on assignment for the paper.

A caller reported a man tossing a child like a “ragdoll” outside Walmart. Officers reported the child appeared happy and not in distress.

A man in the background of a bizarre 911 call kept shouting “I look like an alien” and laughing.

A man who was cited for jumping off a bridge was upset that other people were not cited for jumping off the same bridge.

A dispute over beer money ended when the two subjects “literally hugged it out.”

A frustrated dog activated the car alarm after its owner went into a pet store without it.

The screaming a neighbor heard coming from a nearby house was actually a man singing while cleaning his room.