Two people sitting in a ditch “decided to have a smoke.”
Someone called to warn the sheriff’s office that the “ACLU would be coming for them” after a video appeared on YouTube.
A small child dialed 911 and started mashing buttons.
A dog owner was mortified that her “very intelligent” dog had killed a deer despite having “already talked to her dog” about not killing deer.
A highly intoxicated woman said she wanted to go to jail because “she likes handcuffs.”
Spinning brodies went horribly wrong and now three ducks are dead.
In a sure sign that winter has arrived, a black Subaru was “doing brodies” in a parking lot.
A man was upset that his soon-to-be ex-girlfriend was throwing full beer bottles at him and not one of the five empty ones nearby.
A man who thought an “acorn or something” fell on his vehicle was surprised to learn his driver side door was struck by an arrow.
A bear cruising through a Whitefish neighborhood was “just being a bear.”
A Bigfork woman locked herself in her closet.
A pig reported to be “pretty friendly” was on the loose near a fast food restaurant.
A man trying to call his “honey” accidentally called 911.
Someone worried the large, white bus was going to be a problem during an upcoming Trump rally, believing it was “related to Antifa.”
A neighbor said “screw it, let’s go get the drugs” a little too loudly.