Someone making some late-night treats reported that their oven had burst into flames.

Someone reported seeing a “crack shack” on Fourth Street West.

A “sovereign” citizen was running people off public land.

A Libby man called 911 to report that he was too drunk to get a taxi and was curious if an officer had a few minutes to spare to give him a ride home. The cops gave the man a ride across town and left him with his sober girlfriend.

A man was berry picking down by the river. Someone thought it was a pretty weird time to pick berries so they called the cops. The berry picker said he would go home.

A Kalispell man called 911 because one of his employees was getting high at work. The employee reportedly had his drug dealer come to his work place to bring him more drugs.

Some youths, one of which was pregnant, were drinking malt liquor.

A Kalispell resident called to complain about the all-night rager taking place next door.

A woman called 911 to report that another woman’s pet goose had bitten her son. According to the report, the goose’s owner had brought the bird down to a local pond so it could go for a swim when the animal attacked multiple children.

A drunk guy refused to get off the bus.

Someone was selling drugs out of a van.

A Libby man called 911 because his sister was screaming at his dad’s ex-wife.

Deputies in Lincoln County responded to what was initially reported as a shooting on Farm to Market Road near Libby. When they arrived it turns out it was just a noisy “hoopla” and no shots had been fired.

A Libby man called 911 because his neighbor was mowing his lawn. Apparently, the man thought 10:39 p.m. was a lousy time to do yard work.

A Kalispell man called 911 because he had spotted some notorious “dine and dashers” at his establishment.