A mountain lion was hissing at someone.

A man accused of making meth in his garage was actually melting rocks in search of gold.

A man trying to turn around in Lincoln County accidentally went through a gate and entered private property, at which point a person in another vehicle threatened to kill him and “made him strip naked.”

A man asking grocery store customers for money and hugs refused to leave when asked.

A woman was concerned about the local children after a vehicle parked facing the wrong direction.

A Bigfork woman tipped off police to a “turkey burglar” in the area that she believed killed off a number of her 32 turkeys.

An allegedly interested buyer wanted to sleep outside a for-sale property in his van to “get the vibe” of the place.

After he was told his children would have to wear masks at school, a man cursed at a school official and ran over the school’s traffic cones.

A woman watched a man laugh hysterically as her dog ate. She reported this as evidence that her dog was being poisoned.

A man was “raising holy you-know-what” outside a Kalispell church.

A man came out of the woods and fired a shot at a terrified Census worker.

A woman became aggressive when some passers-by offered her water.

Someone opened a Columbia Falls man’s gate and put sheep in his pasture.

A woman was accused of getting naked and rolling around at the park.

A woman in Missoula was accused of pretending to be dead.