8:07 a.m. A man woke up to discover an espresso machine in his front yard.
8:33 a.m. Someone reported that seven people they went to high school with were messing with them by “uncreating and stealing her worlds.”
12:20 p.m. A neighborhood dog kept getting into trash cans.
1:45 p.m. A woman understood why there was a vicious dog petition for her lab circulating, given its propensity for getting out of her house by breaking through windows.
5:25 p.m. Someone wanted to know how to address a neighbor that wanted to shoot their own dog because they “just didn’t like owning it.”