Posts By: Micah Drew

Not Totes McGoats

9:40 a.m. Someone pulling into a gas station hit the pump with their trailer.  10:07 a.m. A caller didn’t know what to do with the goat that showed up on her porch.  10:43 a.m. Two service dogs got into a fight.   11:22 a.m. A shoplifter made off with a package of donuts.  12:27 p.m. […]


Snap, Crackle, Pop

6:44 a.m. A dog attacked another neighborhood rabbit. 9:07 a.m. Someone threw firecrackers from a moving vehicle.  3:39 p.m. A woman waiting in line at the pharmacy began undressing, but stopped when an employee reminded her she must follow store rules, which include being clothed. 7:15 p.m. Someone kept kicking a trash can.  10:35 p.m. […]


Hands Up

3:09 a.m. Someone reported they hit two deer in a row with their car.  8:40 a.m. After finding a dog running loose, a man decided to take it with him to work so it wouldn’t be left alone.   10:56 a.m. A man was walking down an alleyway tagging light poles, buildings and fences as […]


A Running Reporter Turned Thief?

8:25 a.m. Someone rummaged through a car and stole some Yaktrax and a notebook.    10:23 a.m. A loose dog attacked a neighbor’s rabbit.  3:28 p.m. An unoccupied house was broken into and the owner suspected his “drug addicted daughter.”   3:52 p.m. Two people were passed out in a car with a toddler in […]


Coo Coo Coo

8:18 a.m. A friendly pigeon appeared to be struggling, and someone wanted to know what law enforcement could do about it.  8:36 a.m. A caller wanted to get ahold of the Los Angeles fire department.  10:50 a.m. Someone stole $40 from a tip jar.  11:45 p.m. A man sitting on the curb said he’d move […]


Iceless in the Snow

8:15 a.m. A high schooler late for school blocked a resident’s driveway, but then refused to move the car.  8:35 a.m. A woman reported she thinks she went on a date with a “terrorist” a year ago. 1:37 p.m. A man with a hurt knee sat down in a snowbank and waited for someone to […]


This Spells Eviction

6:52 a.m. Someone cut down the American flag that was flying in front of the police station.  11:26 a.m. A loose dog found its way to a local elementary school during recess.  1:21 p.m. A woman was kicked out of her apartment after refusing to participate in her roommate’s “sex magic.”


Mad Cat

7:14 a.m. Dispatch was hung up on for the 17th time this morning.  12:07 p.m. A woman was worried that the very angry cat wandering around would attack her dogs.  2:18 p.m. A man was using a log as a pillow.  4:32 p.m. After his debit card came back as fraudulent, a man stormed out […]



9:44 a.m. Someone stole $1,920 worth of merchandise from a store.  11:19 a.m. A man crashed his bike on the sidewalk but was OK and kept riding.  4:17 p.m. Several teenagers were drinking beer, spinning brodies and lighting off fireworks.   10:51 p.m. A man watching Bad Girls Club was getting upset and kept throwing […]


In This Economy?

12:47 a.m. A caller wanted to report their neighbor’s house had been egged.  1:26 a.m. Someone reported that their car had been egged.  4:41 a.m. A woman kept driving her car into a bunch of vehicles in a parking lot.  5:29 a.m.  A vehicle parked in the street was blocking a resident’s driveway and preventing […]


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