Posts By: Micah Drew

Feed Me

11:44 a.m. A neighbor’s cat kept showing up to be fed.  2:31 p.m. A woman claimed her neighbor was disturbing the peace by playing drums in the garage for hours at a time.  8:51 p.m. A truck drove through someone’s yard and into a tree.  9:04 p.m. A “ton” of kids appeared to be gathering […]


Ghost Garage

1:08 a.m. Someone’s garage door opened and closed of its own volition.  11:43 a.m. A woman was distressed because she ran out of gas not near a gas station.  2:36 p.m. Roughly a quarter-acre of a field behind a local church burned for an hour before it was contained.  2:50 p.m. Someone concerned about a […]


Nosy AF

12:10 a.m. A woman screaming questions at dispatch about a potential seizure later said dispatch was being “Nosy AF” for asking questions in return.” 12:16 a.m. A man was concerned his wife had hired a hitman but couldn’t articulate why he suspected her. 7:39 a.m. Dispatch asked a caller what her problem was, and she […]


Play Ball!

Kalispell Babe Ruth Baseball League held opening day celebrations to kick off the spring season with a packed year of local baseball ahead


Away with the Riff Raff

6:27 a.m. A caller wanted to file an official noise complaint against a noisy construction crew 3:47 p.m. A man reported hearing a loud explosion the previous night but had waited to report it because “the sheriff’s department never does anything.” The sheriff’s department referred the caller to the county commissioners.   2:54 p.m. One […]


Bring a Priest

11:25 a.m. A caller reported hearing her neighbor talking about worshipping her and anime coming to life. She requested law enforcement bring a priest.  2:46 p.m. Someone complained about people’s poor parking at a baseball game.   4:40 p.m. Someone requested a welfare check after being stood up for dinner. 


All I See is Dirty Windows

6:45 a.m. A window cleaner sought advice after learning someone reported him as a “peeping Tom.” 12:21 p.m. An “intellectual conversation” was heard on an accidental 911 call.  4:50 p.m. A very high-pitched alarm went off for about an hour.  5:00 p.m. A woman called 911 and called dispatch names.  5:02 p.m. The woman called […]


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