Posts By: Micah Drew

Consensual Fighting

1:48 a.m. A six-on-six fight in a bar parking lot was mutually agreed to, didn’t involve weapons, and was resolved with no injuries. 1:15 a.m. Four donkeys were walking through Columbia Falls. 11:01 a.m. A gun was stolen from an unlocked vehicle. 11:18 a.m. A car speeding through Kalispell had a “train horn” on it and nearly ran another […]


Cow Care

12:19 a.m. Someone set up a bunch of cones across the highway. 8:53 a.m. There were too many stray cats in a Kalispell neighborhood. 10:43 a.m. A woman called 911 because she was concerned that her ex-boyfriend’s cows weren’t going to be properly cared for now that she’d moved out. 10:38 p.m. Officers pursued a dirt bike driving the […]



1:51 a.m. A man was lying down in a snowbank. 7:42 a.m. A woman passed out in the driver’s seat of her parked vehicle was just taking a nap before work. 8:49 a.m. Someone waiting for Qdoba to open accidentally dialed 911 while playing on their phone. 12:11 p.m. A police officer responded to a complaint about a barking […]


Coked-Out Needs

8:20 a.m. A Kalispell police officer made four traffic stops on speeding drivers within 18 minutes. 9:13 a.m. Six horses looked like they needed some hoof treatment. 9:27 a.m. Someone accidentally called 911 while dialing out of their office. 10:16 a.m. A Kalispell resident asked officers to issue them 12 stop signs for him to put up to slow […]


Could be Banksy

7:41 a.m. A Kalispell resident suspected someone had rifled through their unlocked car overnight. 8:19 a.m. A Kalispell resident was confused when they looked out their window and saw a horse in their yard. 9:01 a.m. A golden retriever and a poodle went off on an adventure and hadn’t been seen for days. 12:27 p.m. A Columbia Falls resident […]


Ginormous Baggage

12:47 a.m. Someone reported the theft of a chainsaw. 8:38 a.m. Five dogs chased a car for a full 15 minutes through Whitefish. 10:12 a.m. A Martin City resident complained that the Bar Stool Race crowds were being too loud. 10:50 a.m. A Bigfork resident away on vacation wanted the police to know that they learned their horse had […]


Dismount on the Green

7:28 a.m. A dead deer was in the middle of the road, but the person who called it in did point out that, as it was just a small deer, cars could probably just run over it to get by. 7:50 a.m. The crosswalk lights in Lakeside were no longer lighting up when the button was pushed. […]


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