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Posts By: Micah Drew

A Watermelony Felony

12:58 a.m. Some adults were participating in adult activities in their parked car and were advised to relocate. 9:05 a.m. A house had five dogs in the yard that wouldn’t stop barking.   9:34 a.m. The latest altercation in a seven-month fight between two neighbors involved egging each other’s cars. 11:49 a.m. A hound dog […]

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Bone-cracking Good

12:12 a.m. A man with suspected radiation poisoning wanted to discuss it with the FBI. 5:21 a.m. A woman woke up to her husband threatening to flush his wedding ring down the toilet.   8:40 a.m. A few houses in Kalispell were egged overnight. 9:13 a.m. A naked man was pushing a refrigerator down the […]

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Good Soup

8:51 a.m. A man took some drugs and then singlehandedly fought the devil. 9:13 a.m. A woman stole a can of soup from the grocery store. 10:15 a.m. At least four cows were blocking the road. 11:28 a.m. Someone called 911 to report finding a small pistol and a revolver in the dumpster behind their […]

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No. 9 Montana Grizzlies Erase 17-point Deficit, Grind Out Win Over No. 24 Western Carolina

MISSOULA — A silence fell over Washington-Grizzly Stadium midway through the third quarter on Saturday. Keali’i Ah Yat took a Herculean dive through defenders into the end zone to give Montana its first lead of the game. But the redshirt freshman quarterback stayed down on the ground for over a minute. He got up and walked […]

By Frank Gogola for 406mtsports.com

Just Looks Wrong

2:15 a.m. A man called 911 to report that his neighbors had see-through curtains and he could see their daughter doing inappropriate things that he thought should be stopped. 6:34 a.m. A woman slumped over the wheel of her car was just taking a nap because she too tired to safely finish driving home. 11:02 […]

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Just Tasting

9:20 a.m. A large short-haired dog was running rogue through town. 9:36 a.m. Someone called 911, said “you are not valued” and hung up. 12:10 p.m. A woman accused of having a vicious dog said it only licks people. 2:15 p.m. Some siblings were fighting in the middle of a park. 8:34 p.m. Someone complained […]

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Donut Forget to Pay

6:42 a.m. An SUV plowed through a bank of mailboxes. 11:59 a.m. A man walked into a grocery store, ate a doughnut and then left.   12:14 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that they’d won the lottery, but had their ticket stolen and needed an officer to intercede before the thief cashed in their […]

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