Posts By: Micah Drew


9:16 a.m. A student in science class accidentally called 911. 10:04 a.m. A dog wearing a cone was running around. 10:30 a.m. Someone’s ex-girlfriend was refusing to return a car. 12:05 p.m. A suspicious male was seen knocking on the doors of elderly women in the neighborhood. 12:32 p.m. Someone reported losing a ring two […]


Much Healthier

3:13 p.m. A man wanted his sewing kit and pants back from his neighbor.  6:17 p.m. A large fluffy dog jumped the fence but couldn’t jump back.  8:50 p.m. Someone who looked like they were shooting up with a needle was just rolling a cigarette and looking at rocks.  9:32 p.m. Teenager were playing a […]


A Rose by Any Other

1:11 a.m. A beer was stolen.    5:01 a.m. The boarders at a local dog kennel were loud.  2:45 p.m. A dog was barking up the right tree where the squirrels were.  8:12 p.m. A mom found her son’s poorly hidden pot stash.  8:24 p.m. A dumpster diver was mostly grabbing flowers.  8:37 p.m. A […]


Couples Therapy

1:06 a.m. An argumentative couple that appeared to be at blows was just changing a flat tire.  7:08 a.m. A deer was hit by a car but was fine.  8:07 a.m. A deer was lying down.  11:16 a.m. Someone complained that a neighbor’s dog killed a sheep and was still at large.  3:10 p.m. Two […]


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