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Holiday Cheer

By Julius Macker

The widening economic downturn may have you feeling a little dreary this holiday season, but a welcome helping of yuletide joy may have already started showing up at the office. And if it hasn’t, don’t fret; Your sugar fix is on the way. That’s right, mounds of scrumptious holiday cookies are being baked for your tasting pleasure, right now.

So in these troubled times I say, eat, drink and be merry. Just make sure you ask one important question before you devour an entire plate of chocolate chip cookies:
Who is the baker?

Otherwise, as you’re about to find out – and as Texas law enforcement already did find out – you may feel a little funny.

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