Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Two-Month-Old Meal

By Julius Macker

Monday 1/19
2:16 a.m. Juveniles, who were playing on a snow bank, removed their clothes and vanished before deputies could corral them.

3:40 a.m. Apparently, someone driving a vehicle near the local daily newspaper, tried to pullover another vehicle. It’s not certain why.

9:47 a.m. A dog was released from the shelter.

11:07 a.m. Property was damaged at the detention center. Somehow, no one knows what.

11:16 a.m. A child in Hungry Horse had a lacerated forehead.

12:36 p.m. A drunken pedestrian successfully eluded deputies on Foys Lake Road.

2:46 p.m. A Montana Highway 35 resident said someone they didn’t know tried to get into their house. According to the caller, the person wanted a cigarette.

4:17 p.m. A suspicious odor on Airport Road was investigated. Apparently, someone did not clean up after a meal they had prepared two months ago.

11:28 p.m. A man’s friend, who was at the same bar drinking, eventually coaxed his poorly behaved counterpart into a vehicle. They left.

Tuesday 1/20
10:21 a.m. Two, or perhaps three, guitars were stolen from an Evergreen pawnshop.

10:53 a.m. A landlord had a problem with a former tenant. The problem was that the person had just been evicted.

11:04 a.m. There was a vehicle on Plummers Lake Drive. There was too much ice to move it.

11:06 a.m. A telemarketer annoyed a man enough to warrant a call to authorities.

1:05 p.m. Someone crossed another person’s property line in Evergreen.

3:18 p.m. A passerby thought a glass shop on First Avenue West in Kalispell was ablaze. It wasn’t.

4:03 p.m. Juveniles assaulted each other.

4:23 p.m. A man was seen “flagging down vehicles” on US Highway 2. He was standing by a disassembled mountain bike.

4:28 p.m. Someone thought a blue vehicle at a trailer park on Willow Glen Drive was suspicious.

7:07 p.m. A salesperson, who was selling a service of some sort, was thought to be dubious.

8:58 a.m. An individual dressed in all black could not be found. Apparently, he rode his skateboard across the highway.

4:01 a.m. A man said he was unable to identify who, or what, assaulted him. Law enforcement said it was a “mutual combat” between two highly intoxicated men. The confused man went to jail for possession of dangerous drugs.

The departments responded to 185 calls for service.