5:51 a.m. A gentleman was lying in the grass across from a local church. He was invited to vacate the premises.
6:20 a.m. Someone stole gas from a motor vehicle at a Columbia Falls golf resort.
8:59 a.m. A splitting maul and other tools were stolen from a shed in Hungry Horse. The theft may have occurred as early as two months ago.
9:32 a.m. The rims and tires were taken from a vehicle at a local automotive dealer. However, the offender was considerate enough to replace the stolen items with higher-quality tires using brand-new lug nuts.
10:33 a.m. A window on a pickup truck was smashed on Harmony Road.
10:50 a.m. A female inmate at the Juvenile Detention Center scratched a mirror.
11:03 a.m. An individual is furious with a neighbor, who evidently gave the individual’s daughter “a pill or something.”
11:07 a.m. Individuals on Creekside Court are concerned about a property line.
12:22 p.m. A woman on Conrad Drive is operating without an Internet connection after her significant other removed the modem.
12:53 p.m. An unwanted individual drove across someone’s property in Marion. The landowner proceeded to block the offender’s exit, inquiring as to the driver’s motives, and was then vigorously verbally assaulted.
1:05 p.m. Five days ago, someone in Coram was almost run off the road by a careless driver.
1:11 p.m. Someone in Creston feels that the nearby road construction flaggers are “confused” and are directing traffic in the wrong direction. The flaggers were found to be directing traffic in a safe and legal manner.
1:55 p.m. Someone on Farm-to-Market Road is in the habit of shooting dogs with a BB gun.
2:22 p.m. A Coram resident does not appreciate it when customers at a nearby bar wander onto his property.
3:25 p.m. Five males holding beer bottles and spouting foul language were blocking access to a dock on Foy’s Lake. They were subsequently removed.
3:38 p.m. A horse on Watne Way died of natural causes.
5:55 p.m. Someone reports that a den of foxes is “taking over” his property.
6:19 p.m. Two young men were shooting rabbits from the window of a vehicle. The reporting party knows their parents and will deal with the issue himself.
7:48 p.m. A vehicle was stolen in Columbia Falls after the keys were left in the ignition.
7:51 p.m. A man was wandering about in a pair of G-string underpants near the Old Steel Bridge, much to the dismay of passers-by. Authorities were unable to locate said individual.
12:56 a.m. A man at the base of Big Mountain could not find his bicycle.
3:41 a.m. A party near a Whitefish School was far too noisy.