7:05 a.m. A gentleman neglected to inform anyone that he was headed to Helena for work. He was reported as missing.
7:19 a.m. On Aspen Loop, someone pelted a home with raw eggs.
9:30 a.m. Five gallons of gas were stolen on Rocky Cliff Drive.
9:36 a.m. Someone saw beer bottles and what may have been kids partying in Evergreen.
11:43 a.m. A tractor believed to be stolen had actually been repossessed.
12:27 p.m. A 5-year-old boy and his bicycle went missing for approximately 10 minutes. His mother located him soon thereafter.
12:48 p.m. An older vehicle was stolen in Hungry Horse.
3:25 p.m. Someone thought they spotted a human ribcage near Little Bear Lane. After thorough investigation, the remains were found to be from some kind of animal. No foul play is suspected.
3:31 p.m. A yellow mountain bike in a dumpster was evidently “far too nice to be thrown away.” Authorities certified that it had not been stolen and left it where it lay.
4:59 p.m. Someone fell out of a vehicle before it came to a complete stop. The individual did not sustain any severe injury.
4:12 p.m. At an Evergreen box store, someone stole an LED light that clips onto the brim of one’s cap.
4:17 p.m. The Columbia Falls Fire Department responded to a flaming port-a-potty at the local baseball field.
4:32 p.m. Someone called to report a fire in their oven. Responding officers found no flames but evidence of a bubbling pie.
8:28 p.m. A 14-year-old on a skateboard was upset with his parents about family rules. The youth was duly counseled.
9:27 p.m. A 17-year-old male took food from a local box store and did not pay.
10:05 p.m. An unwanted individual broke out the window of his girlfriend’s home.
11:38 p.m. A runaway juvenile has been spotted roaming Kalispell but has not been taken into custody.
4:04 a.m. Someone was “messing around” with construction equipment at the White Oak Hotel. Come to find out, he was a construction worker getting ready for the day.