Tuesday 9/1
8:17 a.m. A child on Willow Glen Drive was chomped by the family cocker spaniel. The child’s parent called to ask questions before taking the dog to the shelter.
9:21 a.m. Someone on Foy’s Lake claims that a mysterious individual took a personal watercraft from the homeowner’s dock, drove it until it ran out of gas and left the craft in the middle of the lake. The reporting party retrieved the vessel without assistance.
10:19 a.m. A “foreign” female subject sat suspiciously in her car in Hungry Horse, arousing the suspicions of a passing pedestrian. Although the reporting party could hardly understand her speech, it was eventually discovered that the lady was merely eating her lunch.
10:34 a.m. A female subject sat on the roadside with four suitcases in tow near an Evergreen box store. The individual was gone when authorities arrived.
11:25 a.m. One woman sent threatening text messages to another somewhere in Flathead County.
12:24 p.m. A woman called to report that her son’s friend may have stolen a chainsaw from her garage.
12:25 p.m. An adult male individual attempted to steal a diet drink from an Evergreen box store.
1:19 p.m. A man brought his truck into a local auto repair shop, claiming that the last mechanic he visited had charged exorbitant fees. The man then went on to indicate that he had caused his previous mechanic grievous bodily harm. Authorities are investigating the credibility of this claim.
1:45 p.m. An intoxicated transient attempted to get money from passers-by at an Evergreen box store. The panhandler was invited to move along.
2:20 p.m. Someone called to report that a man on a bicycle repeatedly pulled out in front of cars near Echo Lake. The reporting party stated that the bicyclist must have “had a death wish.”
3:15 p.m. In the Lake Blaine area, someone intentionally drove on a brand-new driveway that was awaiting asphalt.
4:30 p.m. Someone stole a bottle containing $200 worth of change from a home on Foxhill Drive.
5:42 p.m. A resident of Parliament Drive arrived home to find that his shed had been opened and a hedger stolen from within. The hedger was later located at a nearby pawn shop.
5:58 p.m. Two intoxicated men strolled down Highway 35, posing a major hazard to them and passing motorists.
6:34 p.m. Numerous items were stolen from the Hungry Horse Fire Hall, including a rack from a fire truck.
7:51 p.m. Someone called to report that a man wearing white shorts and no shirt had been sitting on a picnic table near Foys Lake since early in the morning. Although the reporting party found this extremely strange, the man expressed that he was “just enjoying the day.”
8:27 p.m. Two rifles and a pistol were stolen from a home in Whitefish. The homeowner suspects that a house sitter committed the crime.
9:24 p.m. A resident of Hungry Horse claims that his neighbors harass him. All parties involved were duly counseled.