Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Monkeying Around and a Confused Motorist

By Heather Jurva

Thursday 9/3

7:25 a.m. A resident of Bierney Creek Road reports that an individual arrived at her home and made unspecified threats on her well-being.

8:54 a.m. Someone in Hungry Horse claims that they were threatened by another party approximately four days ago.

9:17 a.m. A 10-year-old was bitten by a neighbor’s dog in Happy Valley.

9:21 a.m. A female subject approached a home on Sunrise Door and offered to clean the resident’s carpet. The individual also offered gifts to the reporting party.

11:38 a.m. Tools were stolen from an Evergreen home.

11:48 a.m. A real-estate sign was destroyed in Whitefish.

1:28 p.m. A 66-year-old male lost consciousness in Coram after an arduous six day drive from Texas. The exhausted man was transported to the hospital.

2:33 p.m. Someone on Castle View Road evidently received a threatening letter from another individual.

350 p.m. Three intoxicated men sat on a bench near a Lakeside grocery store. Two of them were identical twins, the other an older brother.

4:11 p.m. A resident of Evergreen called to report that a neighbor’s car had been shot with paintballs.

4:56 p.m. Someone spotted a dog in an enclosed vehicle at an Evergreen box store. Authorities investigated and found that the dog actually did have access to air.

5:08 p.m. A resident of Columbia Falls was cited when authorities discovered two dogs tied in the yard with no food or water.

5:55 p.m. Someone on Gray Lane claims that they were harassed by their 12-year-old neighbor. The youth apparently does not appreciate it when the reporting party’s dog runs wild.

6:17 p.m. An oversized truck carrying some sort of a boiler blocked both lanes of traffic near an Evergreen sports complex.

6:24 p.m. A blonde man wearing a t-shirt and a hat that read “I Know Jack” reportedly tossed a bottle into the river just inside Glacier Park.

6:48 p.m. A blonde individual, noted in a previous report, apparently became belligerent and mooned a woman just inside the boundary of Glacier Park. The man then proceeded to yell and toss bottles into the river.

8:36 p.m. Three men loitered outside a Lakeside casino, urinated on the building and refused to leave. Two of the men were identical twins, the other an older brother.

9:26 p.m. A 16-year-old male subject punched a hole in a wall of his home. He was apparently upset because his mother revoked his car privelages.

9:50 p.m. Two teen males attempted to hitchhike on Highway 35 and were very nearly struck by a passing vehicle.

9:52 p.m. A 12-year-old male punched a hole in a wall after engaging in a verbal argument with his mother. The argument began when the youth damaged a neighbor’s bike.

10:13 p.m. A quarrel between a man and a woman dissolved into violence when the male party threw a rock through the woman’s window. She then left the premises, after which the man threw two more rocks. Authorities found the male subject lying in the weeds nearby.

10:30 p.m. An anonymous caller claims that a chimpanzee beat him up and injured his dog at a Lakeside grocery store. The reporting party adamantly refused to disclose his name, and no such monkey could be located.

10:32 p.m. Someone called from a wireless phone to report that someone was driving eastward in the westbound lane of Highway 40. Authorities could not locate the hazardous driver.

12:31 p.m. A woman camping near Lion Lake claims that she saw her ex-husband drive past her campsite.

3:44 a.m. Four to five teenagers wandered suspiciously around a local trailer park, one of whom was seen shining a red light through trailer windows. The unruly bunch could not be located.

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