10:01 a.m. $600 worth of golf balls were stolen from a Kalispell golf course.
11:30 a.m. A house on Terrace Road was broken into, trashed, and several guns were taken. Detectives are investigating.
12:12 p.m. A pistol was found on an Evergreen street and dutifully turned over to the authorities.
2:20 p.m. A woman was caught shoplifting at a K-Mart in Kalispell. No word on what her sticky-fingered special was.
10:30 p.m. After fighting with her boyfriend, a woman entered his home on Cottonwood Drive and took his laptop. Authorities are attempting to retrieve it.
5:53 a.m. Someone reported his vehicle had been spray painted with obscenities during the night. Deputies gently pointed out that the words in question were not actually obscenities and that removable paint had been used.