6:09 a.m. When her partner became drunk and obnoxious, a Bigfork resident hit him with his car keys. This made him angry and he began tearing up the house. The man calmed down when deputies arrived and took their suggestion to go to bed.
6:34 a.m. A Kalispell business on Highway 35 was the target of a paintball gun.
8:11 a.m. A Dillon Road resident called to report that a pole was about to fall over and hit one of three horses grazing nearby. The woman wanted the animal warden to come over to ascertain whether or not the pole was a threat to the horses.
9:05 a.m. Pain medication was reported missing from a Harmony Road residence. The prescription holder has a suspect in mind.
11:01 a.m. Although a contentious verbal dispute erupted on Zimmerman Road, everyone involved was willing to get along when the authorities arrived.
12:49 p.m. Several items, including some CDs and several chairs, were reported missing from a residence on Parliament Drive in Kalispell.
2:30 p.m. A Shady Lane resident reported receiving a phone call where a man told her she would win $1,000,000 if she were to first send him $500. The woman wisely declined.
3:06 p.m. A frequent flier of the county jail was awarded another trip to the Crowbar Hotel after he was arrested on Meridian Road for an outstanding warrant.
3:55 p.m. A man on West Reserve in Kalispell was upset that his “rusty tire almost fell off.” He is convinced that someone has been missing with his wheels.
4:45 p.m. Three people were cited for criminal trespass when a man tried to serve his former partner with legal papers. Deputies advised him to retain the services of a process server.
5:28 p.m. A man verbally harassed a female postal worker delivering mail on East Evergreen. Authorities were unable to find the foul-tongued male.
5:53 p.m. Three dogs were spotted chasing and killing chickens in Coram. One was a blue heeler, on a chow and the third was a “mixed-breed breed.”
7:03 p.m. A Martin City resident called to report the theft of her neighbor’s bowl.
8:14 p.m. A Columbia Falls resident reported that a woman who had been living with him had removed $100 from his wallet.
8:45 p.m. Two men started arguing over wheel rims in the parking lot of the old Wal-Mart.
10:30 p.m. A Morrison Road resident discovered an excavator in her meadow. She plans to call back if she fails to find out who it belongs to.
11:28 p.m. A black-white-and-brown Sheltie who answers to “Bernie” was spotted roaming the streets of Kalispell.
2:42 a.m. A man reported getting kicked “in the *expletive* face” in Lakeside.