Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Soiled Street

By Christie Burns

Monday 7/18

8:25 a.m. A barking dog on Magstadt Lane woke a man from his sleep three times.

9:29 a.m. Three chickens and two peacocks were abandoned in a field off Kookoosint Trail.

10:14 a.m. Someone reported seeing a man with shaggy gray hair urinate all over a park bench on First Avenue West.

1:38 p.m. A Columbia Falls man reported that his wife, who he is divorcing “again,” moved all of his stuff in the driveway.

3:51 p.m. A Bigfork resident claimed to know of a neglected “mini dog” with a broken pelvis.

6:45 p.m. A Kalispell woman was angry that her 80-year-old drunken ex-husband came over and “stuck his fork in her meat.” The two conceded to sleeping on opposite ends of the house as neither were able to leave the residence.

7:00 p.m. A woman was seen taking “a dump” in the middle of First Avenue West. The caller said she was last seen running south with her pants around her ankles.

8:54 p.m. A caller was worried about a female panhandler on Hutton Ranch Road who was holding a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute.”

2:47 a.m. A highly intoxicated Martin City man said he could hear multiple bears and “something else” in a nearby field.

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