Monday 7/18
8:25 a.m. A barking dog on Magstadt Lane woke a man from his sleep three times.
9:29 a.m. Three chickens and two peacocks were abandoned in a field off Kookoosint Trail.
10:14 a.m. Someone reported seeing a man with shaggy gray hair urinate all over a park bench on First Avenue West.
1:38 p.m. A Columbia Falls man reported that his wife, who he is divorcing “again,” moved all of his stuff in the driveway.
3:51 p.m. A Bigfork resident claimed to know of a neglected “mini dog” with a broken pelvis.
6:45 p.m. A Kalispell woman was angry that her 80-year-old drunken ex-husband came over and “stuck his fork in her meat.” The two conceded to sleeping on opposite ends of the house as neither were able to leave the residence.
7:00 p.m. A woman was seen taking “a dump” in the middle of First Avenue West. The caller said she was last seen running south with her pants around her ankles.
8:54 p.m. A caller was worried about a female panhandler on Hutton Ranch Road who was holding a sign that said “too ugly to prostitute.”
2:47 a.m. A highly intoxicated Martin City man said he could hear multiple bears and “something else” in a nearby field.