Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Drunken Imposter

By Christie Burns

Sunday 10/30

10:51 a.m. A woman on Harmony Road reported that her roommate pushed both her and her husband after a heated argument over a dog.

11:14 a.m. A jeep was on fire in Marion.

11:25 a.m. A Coram man was hit in the head with a baseball bat at a local bar.

1:11 p.m. A man was accused of forcing his son to wear shoes that were too small for him. The allegation was false. The kid likes his little shoes.

4:02 p.m. A Whitefish woman complained that the neighbor’s big black lab has been attacking her for years.

4:11 p.m. The neighbor’s non-aggressive, but annoying “rodeo bulls” were wandering around a Columbia Falls woman’s property.

5:56 p.m. A bartender in Hungry Horse reported that she was verbally assaulted by two people in brown coats.

8:18 p.m. A drunken man claiming to be Jesus was yelling at cars on U.S. Highway 2 East.

3:02 a.m. An intoxicated woman accidentally called 911 while lying in bed with her cat.