8:00 a.m. Reportedly, a wild woman with no pants on ransacked a Lower Valley Road man’s home and gave him a bloody nose.
8:14 a.m. A cat has been stuck on a telephone pole in Somers for two days.
9:10 a.m. A woman reported that someone has called her numerous times asking for donations. The caller told her if she doesn’t comply she will be sued.
10:00 a.m. A Kalispell man thinks that one of the several people helping him get his truck unstuck stole his medication.
10:27 a.m. A woman on Highway 2 West saw a big gray dog in her neighborhood. She suspects it’s a wolf.
12:51 p.m. A woman on Harmony Road said that she was trapped in her car and surrounded by three snarling pit bulls. She said her neighbor was also trapped in his car.
1:00 p.m. A Bigfork woman said a man pointed his finger gun at her.
2:48 p.m. A woman on Parliament Drive thinks that her boyfriend stole her $10,000 computer chip.
3:18 p.m. A woman on Empire Loop reported that her 9-year-old threw a crayon at his little sister, making her nose bleed.
3:45 p.m. A Columbia Falls man complained that the neighbor’s dog keeps tearing up his and lawn decorations.
6:36 p.m. Someone on Yodel Dog Creek reported that two pit bulls broke into their chicken coop.
8:22 p.m. A woman on 7th Avenue West reported that a naked man came into her house, demanded a sweater then left.