Police Blotter

Flathead County Sheriff’s and Kalispell Police Reports

Lewd Snowman

By Christie Burns

Tuesday 12/20

9:18 a.m. A Polebridge man reported that a contractor he had hired thumped a tool in his hand then got this look in his eye, like he’d seen “on television dramas before someone is about to hurt the other person.” The man suggested that deputies run a “mental packet” on the contractor, “rattle his cage” and put a spotlight on him.

9:24 a.m. A Hungry Horse resident complained that the neighbors built an offensive, anatomically accurate snowman in their front yard. The snowman has since been modified.

10:44 a.m. A woman claimed that she is missing about $63,000 and suspects her friends have stolen it.

2:22 p.m. The freshman at the Bigfork High School lost his marijuana to the principle after making a failed attempt to take it to school.

3:49 p.m. Avon merchandise was stolen from someone on Oregon Street.

8:24 p.m. A drunken man was booted off the train in Whitefish.

8:31 p.m. A dog on Kintla way reportedly barked for three hours.

9:23 p.m. An angry, intoxicated man calling from Fourth Avenue East reported that the neighbor woman was beating her screaming children so loudly that is was “screwing up” his movie. No beatings actually took place, the kids were just loud.