Wednesday 3/21
7:36 a.m. Someone in Columbia Falls reported that a man with a hunting vest was on his property. He thought he may have broken into one of his buildings.
9:04 a.m. Someone who suspected that llamas on Yeoman Hall Road were underfed, found that they were actually being fed.
10:04 a.m. Reportedly, a 5-year-old girl on Birch Grove is an uncontrollable thief.
11:59 a.m. A Kalispell woman reported that someone shot a staple into her tire.
2:00 p.m. Someone on Shady Lane reportedly stole a big flat-screen television.
2:43 p.m. A somewhat vicious black lab on Margrethe Road is constantly loose and was barking at the time of the call.
3:32 p.m. Reportedly, an intoxicated man bought some chew then drove his big maroon truck over a curb.
5:05 p.m. A woman claimed that as she approached the roller rink on Shady Lane, she saw kids in her rear view mirror chuck rocks at her windshield.
5:56 p.m. A Coram man reported that a dog came into his yard and bit his 19-year-old grandson. Apparently this is an ongoing problem.
6:50 p.m. A Woodland Avenue resident claimed that someone ran over their mailbox an hour ago.
7:40 p.m. A man with an overt middle finger and a backwards hat reportedly teased dogs in an alley and bluffed passing vehicles.