9:44 a.m. Apparently, glass fell off a semi and shattered all over Highway 93 South.
10:04 a.m. A woman in Lakeside reported that her boyfriend kicked her knee and threw things at her. He was last seen wandering down the street in his green turtleneck and sporting what could only be described as “the beginnings of a mustache.”
12:01 p.m. Someone reportedly watched two young people harass an elderly man who was clutching a pole in Evergreen.
2:08 p.m. A Kalispell woman called the Kalispell police because her tweenage daughter wouldn’t get into the car. She inevitably coaxed the girl into the vehicle and no further peacekeeping was needed.
3 p.m. A man with slicked back hair reportedly stole a Guns N’ Roses-themed bicycle from an East Idaho Street location.
3:52 p.m. A Kalispell man claimed that he was physically beaten by three men in a yellow car. He was not seriously injured and states he has no idea who they were.
3:56 p.m. A Kila woman reported that her little Pekingese was chasing a mountain lion. The dog came home safely.
5:13 p.m. An intoxicated man was seen lying in the road behind a Kalispell casino. Shortly after, he stood up and shuffled away.
5:30 p.m. Someone on Arizona Street reported that he was flipped off by an speedy young man driving a Prius.
5:37 p.m. The intoxicated man found himself on the other side of the highway, quietly slumbering in the grass alongside the road. He refused assistance and opted to walk home.
8:32 p.m. A Kalispell woman requested assistance in keeping her determined 7-year-old from running in the road.
10:30 p.m. Reportedly, a teenage boy was “hogtied” and thrown into a green car on East Idaho Street.
1:16 a.m. A woman on South Cedar Drive reported that the people in the trailer behind her shot fireworks at her when she arrived home.