Monday 8/27
10:02 a.m. A woman called her ex-husband a thief and accused him of stealing a backpack and its miscellaneous contents.
11:04 a.m. An Evergreen woman thought she found her dad’s stolen lawn mower at a local pawn shop.
11:38 a.m. A woman claimed that a flatbed truck with wooden rails blew through a stop sign on Farm to Market Road at 90 mph. When she and her husband caught up to the driver and confronted him he threatened to physically beat them.
1:00 p.m. A woman on Haywire Gulch reported that she has video footage of her neighbor trespassing on her property.
3:03 p.m. Someone called in complaining that a co-worker left him a non-threatening but offensive voicemail.
3:19 p.m. A Marion man reported that his neighbor dug a trench across his property and is refusing to fix it.
5:12 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman claimed that her ex-husband threatened to break her new boyfriend’s legs.
5:58 p.m. Someone in Kalipsell had a “head” of some sort that needed to be tested for rabies.
6:51 p.m. A man on Van Sant Road reported that a 6 foot tall, 200 pound bald woman wearing a backpack assaulted him.
7:20 p.m. A man on Nicholson Drive claimed to have found a brand new bike in his pond.
7:53 p.m. Someone on Highway 93 North said another driver nailed him with a golf ball.
9:20 p.m. An intoxicated man looking for a place to stay asked a deputy if he could spend the night in the jail if he punched someone. He was advised to not punch anyone.
10:20 p.m. Kids on Montclair Drive stole every last bit of a local hotel’s breakfast supplies.