Wednesday 3/18/2014
8:12 a.m. A known chicken killer was seen running down Helena Flats Road with a chicken dangling out of its mouth.
10:54 a.m. A tattooed man on a motorcycle was seen swerving through lanes of traffic and in and out of the ditch.
11:23 a.m. Someone driving down Helena Flats Road called 911 after seeing a man in flannel and blue jeans chase down a large woman in a sky blue sweatsuit. A deputy found the two who explained that they were out trying to exercise.
2:11 p.m. A drunken man in a Miller Lite T-shirt was nearly hit by oncoming traffic while stumbling down the middle of Highway 35 in Kalispell.
2:15 p.m. A resident on Battle Ridge Drive was accused of making excuses for their mischievous little brown dog.
3:07 p.m. A woman called from a Kalispell gas station to reported that her drunken boyfriend followed her to the gas station in his mother’s car. During the confrontation, he stole her keys and drove off.
4:01 p.m. Someone reported that two small kids in pastel colored coats were breaking branches off of trees at a playground off of Sherry Lane.
5:31 p.m. An Australian shepherd ran away from its home on Shady Lane. It was last seen wearing a bandana.
6:23 p.m. An employee of a gas station in Marion reported that he had been threatened by a drunken customer.
10:19 p.m. A woman walked into a hotel lobby on Main Street and rearranged the furniture.
11:39 p.m. A taxi driver reported that while he was loading a woman’s belongings into the car, she ran off and broke a window out of a nearby building and crawled in. She was later arrested.