7:54 a.m. An Evergreen resident with a habitually loose dog claimed that he would rather pay fines than try to keep his dog out of the road.
10:12 a.m. A Bigfork resident reported that a life-size ceramic statue of a Labrador retriever was stolen out of their front yard.
11:31 a.m. A Lab and two pit bulls, all three described as “terrorists”, were on the run down Eighth Avenue West.
12:26 p.m. A dog on Many Lakes Drive chased a mail man.
1:23 p.m. A truck hauling a load of “crap” reportedly hit a woman in a small car and kept driving.
1:43 p.m. A Coram man who may or may not have been intoxicated reported that someone accused him of attempting to sell a stolen gun back to the original owner.
2:09 p.m. Someone reported that an aggravated tourist open-palm slapped the passenger side window of his rental car, causing it to shatter.
3:50 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that her neighbor jumped off his bike and “charged” her. Apparently, he thought she was trying to steal his dog. She claimed that she found his dog and wanted to return it.
6:59 p.m. Reportedly, a drunken balding man chucked a glass bottle through a woman’s windshield.
8:58 p.m. A drunken Kalispell man yelled at his adult son for eating all of the salsa.
9:31 p.m. A homeless man called from Coram to report that two women drove by and threw a bottle at him.
10:54 p.m. A Bigfork woman saw a vehicle in her field and suspected the trespassers were a bunch “elderly liberal women.”