If you haven’t finished watching the latest season of “Game of Thrones,” then stop reading immediately. Spoilers ahead.
If you have finished the season, let’s imagine together what some of the newly deceased characters’ final words would have been, had they used Twitter.
Let’s see how much spite and regret they could fit into 140 characters or less. Why? Why not.
Joffrey Baratheon:
Tyrion did it! He has always hated me. Mother, you can’t let me die. I had so many more people to torture. #kingjoffrey4ever
Lysa Arryn:
All I ever did was love you, Petyr. Everything I did was for you. I thought you would help me throw Sansa out the Moon Door. #ouchtherocks
Tywin Lannister:
What kind of son shoots his own father while his pants are down? I swear I wasn’t going to let him be executed. #notfair #crossbowsaremean
Ygritte:
I told everyone I was going to kill you, Jon Snow, but really I just wanted to kiss you again. Never love another. #sadeyes #dreamofme
Prince Oberyn:
Avenged my sister today. My sword was sharp, my feet were swift. I only wanted justice, you beastly fiend. #shouldhaveseenthatcoming
The Hound:
Beaten by a &$!#* girl. And the little twerp Arya won’t even finish me off. AND she stole my silver! #killmenow #stillhatefire
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