9:56 p.m. Reportedly, someone in a big dump truck blew through a stop sign on Main Street.
12:49 p.m. An employee of a local grocery store reported that a habitual nuisance angrily tore up some phone books after being told he was not allowed back in the store.
1:37 p.m. A resident on Highway 35 in Kalispell found a dead and rabid-looking skunk on her front porch. She suspects the skunk was gift left by a cat with a twisted sense of pride.
2:02 p.m. A resident on Penny Lane in Columbia Falls felt numerous explosions yesterday. Another resident called in reporting the same thing, hoping to verify the original caller’s sanity.
2:46 p.m. A Marion man reported that someone put a “conjunction” on his construction project. He also added that someone dumped eight gallons of oil out onto his shop floor.
3:54 p.m. A determined young girl with a broken arm was seen riding her bike down a “dangerous” hill on Dillon Road in Whitefish.
4:14 p.m. A man on West Cottonwood Drive reported that another man was chasing him down the road with a rock, yelling at him to get in the house and “do the dishes.” The man with the rock happened to be the victim’s brother, who, at the time of the call, was upset about the state of the kitchen sink. No one was injured.
4:38 p.m. A woman on Morning View Drive reported that there are over 100 vehicles in her yard, making it impossible to sell her house.
8:14 p.m. A Kalispell resident found a “drug kit” near the river.
12:30 a.m. A drunken driver fell asleep at a stop sign on Whitefish Stage.