7:41 a.m. A Martin City man doesn’t want to live with his roommates anymore.
9:59 a.m. A Whitefish woman reported that she woke up to an egg and paintball mess all over her house. Apparently, this is an ongoing problem.
11:26 a.m. A man who was recently kicked out of a local business was, at the time of the call, lurking in the weeds outside the store.
3:09 p.m. A dog who has been accused of organizing a recent chicken homicide returned to the scene of the crime today, further confirming suspicions.
6:56 p.m. A Hungry Horse resident reported that, “as usual,” the woman he lives with had too much to drink and, at the time of the call, was aggressively banging on the countertops with her spoons.
8:28 p.m. A camouflaged man was seen scrambling up and over a bridge.