7:28 a.m. Someone on Ashley Lake Road reported that a “wet and icky bum” was at her door.
9:40 a.m. A Columbia Falls resident claimed that the neighbor’s dog, who ate at least ten chickens last year, was in the yard sniffing around the chicken coop.
11:34 a.m. A Columbia Falls resident reported that the neighbor has parked several trailers on his property.
11:51 a.m. A Kings Way resident found an injured bird in his driveway.
3:38 p.m. A Kalispell resident reported that her dog sitter is refusing to return her dog.
3:39 p.m. A Lakeside resident returned home to find that someone threw a lawn ornament through their bedroom window.
4:44 p.m. A woman on Rhodes Draw is annoyed by the neighbor’s new gate.
8:31 p.m. A woman on Highway 35 in Kalispell sprayed her boyfriend with a garden hose during an argument over the status of their relationship.
8:45 p.m. A man swore and hung up after accidentally calling 911 with his malfunctioning phone.
8:56 p.m. A skittish black and white dog was seen running through traffic on Conrad Drive.
10:37 p.m. Someone’s brown horse was loose and standing on East Edgewood Drive.
3:57 a.m. A lost drunken man wandered into a Bigfork resident’s yard.