“Baby Mama”

2:02 a.m. Police responded to a rowdy hot tub party in Columbia Falls.

4:17 a.m. A Kalispell man driving down Foothill Road reported that a half-naked man ran out of an abandoned house and pointed a gun at him.

9:22 a.m. A Whitefish man called police because his cat Emmy had bitten him. Later, the victim’s wife called law enforcement to update the bite report: Emmy had been falsely accused of the assault and it was actually Missy that was the culprit. Missy is up-to-date on her rabies shots.

1:11 a.m. A Kalispell man reported having problems with his “baby mama.”

4:05 p.m. A local log home salesman called police because a suspicious man had stopped by his business last week looking to buy a log home. The salesman told law enforcement that the man looked like a “criminal” and drove a lousy vehicle, so there’s no way he could afford a log home.