“Come and Get Me”

4:14 a.m. A man who had pumped gas at a Kalispell service station decided to get back in his car and take a nap right at the pumps.

7:23 a.m. A trade involving an RV and a truck went south.

9:07 a.m. Camping gear was reported stolen on Shady Lane.

9:26 a.m. A large dog was going for a run on the U.S. Highway 93 bypass.

10:07 a.m. Hobos were camping along the tracks in Coram.

10:33 a.m. A Columbia Falls gas station attendant reported that a man stole gas two weeks ago. The man had filled up his tank and then said he forgot his credit card. He asked if he could leave his driver’s license as collateral, go home and get the credit card, but he never returned. Law enforcement tracked down the man, an older gentleman, who said he had totally forgotten about paying for gas. He had also already ordered a new driver’s license.

11:17 a.m. Lakeside residents were urinating off a deck.

12:15 p.m. A Kalispell man says his crazy neighbor came to his porch last night burning incense and speaking unintelligible words. The man was advised to get a restraining order.

12:29 p.m. A dog was running for the landfill.

12:53 p.m. A Kalispell woman called police because she’s getting tired of the people who she let live on her property in a camper.

1:08 p.m. A Bigfork man keeps calling the sheriff’s office and telling them to “come and get him,” but no one is sure why they’d want to come and get him.

1:41 p.m. A dog got tangled in his chain.

5:04 p.m. Mail was stolen in Kalispell.

5:05 p.m. A concerned citizen reported that a sheriff’s deputy was speeding in Kalispell.

5:10 p.m. A Hungry Horse woman reported that her ex-boyfriend was driving in circles in her front yard and screaming out the window. Apparently, he wasn’t taking the breakup well.

6:23 p.m. A Kalispell dog allegedly murdered some local chickens.

8:59 p.m. A Kalispell man fell asleep at the wheel of a vehicle with his foot on the gas. Unsurprisingly, he had been drinking.

9:26 p.m. A Kalispell woman called because someone was taking photos of her motorcycle.