We Need ‘Lady Cops’ Stat!

7:40 a.m. A man was found slumped over in Kalispell. Initially law enforcement thought the man was drunk but it turns out he had just dozed off sober.

8:12 a.m. A Kalispell man called law enforcement to report that his neighbor’s cow could gain a few pounds. Animal control swung by and found that the cow was perfectly healthy.

8:21 a.m. Someone was screaming at their baby in Somers.

8:48 a.m. A Whitefish resident reported someone sitting in the bushes.

9:19 a.m. A man was walking down the street with a jacket, combat boots and no pants.

9:20 a.m. A Martin City dog bit its owner.

10:49 a.m. A Bigfork resident reported that a computer has been sitting on the side of the road for the last four days. Although the computer has been there for nearly a week not bothering anyone, the caller is concerned that it will somehow become a traffic hazard.

11:20 a.m. The theme of abandoned electronics continued when a Kalispell man getting his morning paper reported seeing electronics strewn about the neighborhood, including computer screens and CD players.

12:09 p.m. Someone threw a rock at a window.

1:03 p.m. A man was very upset about robo calls.

1:41 p.m. Some local parents were concerned that their son was trying to buy drugs in Great Falls.

1:59 p.m. A Kila resident reported that “Bruce and his friends” were stockpiling explosives and doing some “real Project 7 type stuff,” a reference to an anti-government paramilitary group that declared war on the sheriff’s office in the early 2000s.

2:36 p.m. A Flathead County man called police because his friend has “gone nuts!”

3 p.m. Someone was accused of being a “big baby” and was dared to “call the cops” about it.

4:29 p.m. A Kalispell man called 911 because he had “an emergency” and he needed some “lady cops” to respond immediately.