Little Mermaid Drama

7:58 a.m. A dog was running around a construction area.

9:12 a.m. A dog bit their owner on Peaceful Lane in Lakeside.

11:05 p.m. A man was standing on a roof in Columbia Falls with binoculars. The reporting party was convinced he was up to no good.

1:26 p.m. Someone reported that they were at the end of a dead-end road. It’s unclear if they were philosophically there or literally there.

1:30 p.m. A fight over mulch occurred in Kalispell.

1:32 p.m. A dog was reportedly sitting in a Marion man’s front yard. He was unsure where it had come from.

1:55 p.m. A Kalispell man was driving down U.S. Highway 93 with a couple of road sodas.

2:13 p.m. A Columbia Falls man called with some “questions regarding peacocks.”

2:54 p.m. Someone talking on a phone while driving didn’t notice when a traffic light had changed from red to green, much to the dismay of the drivers behind them.

4:12 p.m. A recently released inmate from the Flathead County jail inquired how they could get their guinea pig back.

5:44 p.m. A Bigfork resident found an empty boat.

6:06 p.m. Two cows were on the loose in Kalispell.

7:39 p.m. A disagreement arose at an area coffee hut.

7:51 p.m. Dogs were chasing deer.

9:57 p.m. A train-hopping transient called 911 because he apparently got off the train in the middle of nowhere and started walking but now his feet are covered in blisters and he wants someone to give him a ride back to civilization.

11:27 p.m. Two people sustained minor injuries during a fight over the 1989 Walt Disney Pictures classic “The Little Mermaid.”