Why Beans and Cereal?

12:45 a.m. A mini van burst into flames.

3:10 a.m. A Columbia Falls man said his girlfriend tried to bite his nose off.

6:59 a.m. A car ran a stop sign in Kalispell.

9:54 a.m. A baby called 911.

10:04 a.m. A Somers man said he evicted renters a few days ago but as of that morning they were still there. He didn’t know what to do about it.

10:15 a.m. A Columbia Falls man said his neighbor covered his car in “beans and cereal.” The man said that if a sheriff’s deputy didn’t show up soon he would “take things into my own hands.”

10:49 a.m. A car was left in the middle of an area highway.

12:31 p.m. A man was sleeping on the side of the road.

3:44 p.m. A Kalispell resident called 911 to report that their street had been blocked for a couple of hours and it was getting pretty annoying.

3:55 p.m. A Kalispell resident said she was tired of her neighbor’s dogs harassing her goats.

6:55 p.m. A Marion resident was complaining that her neighbors were shooting their guns.

8:29 p.m. A Kalispell man said his “soon-to-be-ex-wife” stole all of his possessions when he was in jail.

8:30 p.m. A live deer was tending to a dead deer on the side of the road.

10:35 p.m. Someone pocket-dialed 911. While the dispatcher was trying to figure out if there was an emergency they could hear two people talking about how icy the roads had been recently.