Sovereign Citizens

7:47 a.m. A Libby dog bit a child.

8:23 a.m. An agitated male was screaming at someone.

11:15 a.m. Someone called 911 to see if they could keep a lost cat.

1:29 p.m. Someone called 911 to report that he was assaulted by his daughter’s boyfriend.

2:35 p.m. A Kalispell woman called 911 to report that her daughter had been at a party that was busted by the cops. The daughter apparently fled the scene in order to not get caught by the cops. Now she needed their help finding her phone and keys that she left behind.

3:30 p.m. A Kalispell man called police to ask if a cop could swing by his house to wish his cop-loving 4-year-old nephew a happy birthday. It’s unclear if there were any cops available to deliver the birthday greetings (but happy birthday from the Beacon Blotter!).

3:48 p.m. A “sovereign” citizen was running people off public land.

4:10 p.m. A local resident called 911 to talk about some conspiracy theories involving “meth heads and the police.”

5:31 p.m. A Kalispell woman was promising to “raise hell.”

7:20 a.m. Someone was driving down the wrong lane on the U.S. Highway 93 bypass.

7:40 p.m. Someone thought they saw a wildfire.

8:40 p.m. A breakup in Kalispell was not going well.

9:48 p.m. A Kalispell couple was fighting over who owned their shared 5-year-old laptop.

9:59 p.m. A Libby resident called with concerns about the blind man who is always walking down the highway.