12:01 a.m. A family of bears made multiple attempts to break into a house.
3:16 a.m. “A bunch of munchkins having a sleepover” accidentally called 911.
9:02 a.m. A Kalispell man showed a police officer “several piles of dog feces.”
10:02 a.m. A caller wanted to know if “females” need a permit to carry a concealed weapon.
10:18 a.m. Someone was arguing with a mail carrier.
11:53 a.m. A dog ran away from its dog sitter.
12:35 p.m. A man wanted to know when sheriff’s deputies would be giving him his pocketknife back.
12:39 p.m. A different man wanted his gun back.
1:06 p.m. A trespassing woman took a no trespassing sign.
1:40 p.m. Customers in line at a Kalispell drive-thru were being chatted up by a shirtless man.
2:36 p.m. A man was upset that his neighbor’s 4-wheeler was kicking up too much dust on a private road. When informed law enforcement did not have jurisdiction over private roads and advised to talk to his neighbor, the man replied, “he’s not the kind of neighbor you can talk to and nobody likes him.”
2:43 p.m. A mother-in-law was accused of “constant harassment.”
3:34 p.m. A befuddled caller said they had just watched a 10-year-old boy put gas in a car and drive off.
5:29 p.m. Someone found a “note that didn’t make sense” on the side of the road.
7:05 p.m. A Bigfork dog wouldn’t leave.
8:13 p.m. A man who was cited for jumping off a bridge was upset that other people were not cited for jumping off the same bridge.
8:20 p.m. Too many cars were parked on the road.