9:44 a.m. A man blamed his “fat fingers” for an accidental 911 call.
2:49 p.m. A car accident caused $5 worth of damage to a license plate holder.
3:04 p.m. A man was under the impression some “druggies” were squatting at his late brother’s house.
4:21 p.m. A man who thought an “acorn or something” fell on his vehicle was surprised to learn his driver side door was struck by an arrow.
5:05 p.m. Kids were throwing rocks.
7:21 p.m. Someone knocked over a fence.
8:21 p.m. A small white poodle was proving difficult to capture.
10:04 p.m. A complaint about potholes was unfounded.